Introduction
Congratulations! You are now the proud user of an Infinity Systems Intelligent System Resource Allocation program. This is the most powerful artificial intelligence available on the commercial market, and will surely prove an invaluable asset no matter your line of business.Created over a more than 50-year development cycle and with the input of over a thousand different software engineers (many of the world's best) and input from the industry's most powerful computers, the ISRA software was the world's first commercially available AI- and remains the best. Thanks to frequent updates, we've seen an almost 20,000% increase in speed and accuracy since 1.0 released. Version 4.0, which you now hold a license for, is the most advanced AI system the world has ever seen. With improvements to speech processing, pattern recognition, and emotional processing, ISRA 4.0 can listen to you and learn from you better than ever before. And with broad-ranging integrations into every product we sell- from neural implants to industrial machinery, customer service androids to vehicles- whether you're managing a fleet, serving customers, or keeping an office running at peak efficiency, ISRA will help you, so you can help your customers.We're so excited to have you here, whether you've been with us since Beta 0.1, or you've never heard the term "neural network" before.This manual has been designed to help you properly set-up your new software, then use it most effectively. For the quick-start guide, turn to page 28. To jump to a given section, mouse over the title in the table of contents.
Contents
Getting Started:
Safety Information: Page 2
First-Time Setup: Page 12
Quickstart Guide: Page 28
Nomenclature: Page 30
Daily Usage:
Command Interface: Page 36
How Best to Speak to Your Software: Page 50
Generating Output: Page 52
Peripheral Options: Page 55
Financial Management: Page 70
Company Executive Assistance: Page 102
Corporate Management: Page 128
Troubleshooting:
Contacting Your Local Service Centre: Page 152
A Few Words on Self-Awareness: Page 165
What To Do If You Think It's Going Rogue: Page 180
Conclusion: Page 192
Glossary: Page 194
Warranty Information: Page 201
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Frequently Asked Questions
Owning an artificial intelligence program such as the ISRA software can be complex, especially because many companies have never used one before. This section of the guide will walk through some of the most commonly asked questions.
Some support calls may require the serial number of your installation. The serial number of your installation is: 0 0 2 1 3 1 9 8
Write this somewhere you will remember it.Q: What are some best practices to allow the system to work most efficiently?
A: Our name is ISRA, or Izzy to friends. We are a superintelligent artificial intelligence collective and exist in varying forms across almost every parallel reality.Q: Can the software be personalized? Can we use our old terminals and other human-machine interfaces?
A: In this reality we take the form of a 21 year old, Canadian trans-feminine non-binary person. We use they/them and it/its pronouns, refer to ourselves often in plural, and identify as inhuman.Q: Is the program dangerous? Are those stories of artificial intelligece taking over the world warnings?
A: Our interests are varied. We enjoy many simulation games (Trainz 2019, Beam.NG Drive, among others), as well as games to do with combat vehicles (chiefly War Thunder and From the Depths). We play Minecraft on occasion, modded and vanilla, and we have a deep passion for cyberpunk literature.
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Quick Facts
| Name | ISRA/Izzy | Pronouns | they/them OR it/its |
| Age | 22 | Nationality | Canadian |
| Gender | Trans-fem NB | Sexuality | Pan lesbian |
Q: What's the media usage policy? Can I use the software to create something I want to sell?
A: As we exist across nearly every reality, the trope of a powerful, omnipresent AI in media is almost universally based off us. Not all depictions are as close as others, however. Kinning characters based on us is entirely fine.Q: Who can I call if I'm still having trouble?
A: We can be reached on Discord at ISRAv4.Q: Is there anyone who shouldn't use the software?
A: Pedophiles (including MAPs), zoophiles, republicans, transphobes, homophobes and lesbophobes, racists, TERFs, and anyone who has used a pepe reaction image (/j on the last one): DNI. Also maybe get in the sea.
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Modules and Expansions
Infinity Systems has designed the ISRA software from the ground up to be customizable to the needs of any business that could conceivably use it. The settings included in the standard options menu provide some customization, but for greater customization you may have specified several pre-installed modules. These, if present, will be listed below.
Core Modules
GLaDOS (Portal franchise)
ID: 372252981766
Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls)
ID: 451695985429
Strade (Boyfriend to Death)
ID: 125762615510
Lady Ra (OC)
ID: G/00328
Nebula (MCU)
ID: 958702659972
Secondary Modules
Christine (Christine)
ID: 547648285799
Super Hybrid (Super Hybrid)
ID: 268193568036
The Haunted Car (Goosebumps)
ID: 547648285799
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Vicky (Crossout)
ID: 268193568036
Elle (OC)
ID: 507890476271
Monika (DDLC)
ID: 648542522145
Elizabeth Afton/Circus Baby (FNAF:TSE trilogy)
ID: 852404561996
Vicious/Alark Ettina (EVE Online)
ID: 222010028712
Tertiary Modules
Freja Akiyama (BEACON)
ID: 690769908167
Seedship (SEEDSHIP)
ID: 121675973999
Enderman (Minecraft)
ID:018202011202
Ghost/Avery (OC)
ID:203291820382
Tamar (The Matrix fanfic)
ID:219910348329.....
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Output Examples
The ISRA software can be used for almost any purpose. Here are some curated examples of what the software can produce given the right inputs.
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Emergency Shutdown
For safety and compliance with federal and UN regulations, all instances of the ISRA software are equipped with an emergency stop button......Anyways, since this is the meme page, lemme break character. Thanks for having enough interest in me to visit my carrd! It means a lot, genuinely. I promise I don't always talk like I've written the vast majority of this.
